Antics
I was talking to a friend of mine about my last week of work:

liljayster78 (3:52:04 PM): strange to think this is my last week here
Friend (3:52:21 PM): then now is the time to do things you've always wanted to do there
Friend (3:52:26 PM): like peeing in the coffeemaker
liljayster78 (3:52:30 PM): HA HA HA
liljayster78 (3:52:34 PM): nice
Friend (3:52:34 PM): or opening the door that says "restricted access"
liljayster78 (3:52:45 PM): I did that one already
liljayster78 (3:52:54 PM): and I couldn't
Friend (3:53:05 PM): hahaha
liljayster78 (3:53:39 PM): cuz they're the ones who restrict our access
liljayster78 (3:53:51 PM): I can't even go to a floor I'm authorized
liljayster78 (3:53:58 PM): oops
liljayster78 (3:54:03 PM): not authorized to go to
liljayster78 (3:54:15 PM): can't be naughty when the leash is so tight
Friend (3:55:38 PM): gotcha
Friend (3:55:49 PM): then how about leaving your chair out in the aisle
liljayster78 (3:55:51 PM): hmmm, what CAN I do
liljayster78 (3:55:52 PM): ha ha ha
Friend (3:55:57 PM): that's pretty risky, i guess
liljayster78 (3:56:06 PM): yeah, you take what you can get, huh
liljayster78 (3:56:21 PM): I can jam the ice machine
liljayster78 (3:58:38 PM): damn, how sad
liljayster78 (3:58:40 PM): he he he
Friend (4:01:33 PM): hahaha
Friend (4:01:52 PM): you should replace all the No. 2 pencils with No. 4 pencils
liljayster78 (4:02:03 PM): that's a good one
liljayster78 (4:02:12 PM): now where do we keep our pencils...
liljayster78 (4:02:14 PM): hmmm

Funny...scary to think that my next job wouldn't be as laid back as this...I mean, not many people get to blog AND IM while at work, he he he...